Isang araw, pumasyal si Juan kay Pedro... Juan: Pedro, hindi ba nangangagat ang aso mo? Pedro: Ah, hindi, mabait ang aso ko. lumapit si Juan sa Aso, bigla siyang kinagat Juan: Pedro, Akala ko ba mabait ang aso mo, bakit ako kinagat? Pedro: Eh hindi ko naman aso yan.
Exhibit of a Wealthy Filipino
At an event in exhibit a wealthy Filipino announced that he had lost his wallet
containing 50,000.00 and would give a reward of 2,000.00 to the person who found it.
From the back of the hall John’s voice shouted, "I'll give 5,000 pesos!"