JUAN NACARNAP ANG KANYANG PAJERO- GINKAWAT ANG SALAKYAN

Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Sa parking area nakita ni Pedro na ninanakaw ang Pajero ni Juan.


Pedro : Juan..Juan...


Juan : Oh! Bakit Pedro anong nangyari?


Pedro : ‘Yong sasakyan mo kinuha ng mga lalaki.


Juan : Naku!! Sige Pedro dito ka muna at habulin an gang sasakyan ko, baka maabutan ko pa.


Ilang minute ang nakalipas hingal na hingal na bumalik si Juan.


Pedro : Anu Pare, nahabol mo ba?


Juan : Hindi ko na nahuli eh! Pero ok lang yon kasi nakuha ko naman ang plate number ng sinasakyan nila.


ILONGGO TRANSLATION


Sa paradahan nakit-an ni Pedro nga ginakawat ang pajero ni Juan.


Pedro : Juan...Juan..


Juan : Ngaa man Pedro haw?


Pedro : Ang salakyan mo ginakuha sang mga lalaki oh!!


Juan : Ayy!! Diri ka anay Pedro ha, kay lagson ko ang mga kawatan basi maabutan ko pa sila.


Pila ka minute ang nagligad nag balik si Juan nga ginahapo hapo gid.


Pedro : Ti! Anu pre, nalagas mo?


Juan : Indi eh, ok lang pre kay nakuha ko man ang plate number sang ila ginsakyan ah!



How can we get clean water?

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?

John: Bring the water from the river and wash it.



How Many Coins in My Pocket??

John: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.

Pedro: If I guess right, will you give me one of them?

John: If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!



Marriage

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.


About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig

 

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