'Lalaking nagtitinda ng balut'
Nagtitinda: balut! balut! balut! kau dyan
Bibili: bibili ako
Nagtitinda: ilan po sir?
Bibili: magkanu muna balut?
Nagtitinda: dose lang po sir, mura lang
Bibili: magkanu asin?
Nagtitinda: libre lang po sir!
Bibili: Hmmmmm....
Nagtitinda: bili n po kau dose lang
Bibili: magkanu ulit ang asin?
Nagtitinda: libre lang po!
Bibili: sige bigyan mo ako nang 3 kilo asin!! libre lang naman eh... Nyahahahahaha
If a person wants to be a part of your life, they will make an obvious effort to do so. Think twice before reserving a space in your heart for peoplewho do not make an effort to stay.
Be happy. Be yourself. If others don’t like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn’t about pleasing everybody.
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"Pasalubong ni Manny"
Reporter: Ngayong nanalo ka Manny, anung pasalubong mo kay Jinkee? Manny: Ibon syempre, mahilig sya don eh!
Reporter: Ibon?? anong klaseng ibon?
Manny: Yong mga lipstik, pangmik-up ba..basta mga ibon products.. U know!!
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"Perfect Exam"
Teacher: Juan panu mo nagawa na maperfect ang exam mo ha?
Juan: bilib kna naman sakin ma'am? mata ko pa lang ginamit ko dyan ha! panu pa kaya kung pati utak ko na... Hahahaha kapal ng mukha ni Juan....
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"Habang tumatae si mister"
Misis: Hoy isara mo naman yong pinto pag tumatae ka, nakikita ko titi mo!
Mister: Bakit ba??? hindi ka naman kadalasan nag-rereklamo ah!!
Misis: Wag naman dito sa jollibee!
Nyahahahaha
Teacher: What will change if the ice water turns into ice?
If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change the way you think about it.