"PULIS"

Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

PO1: bakit po K9 ang tawag sa kanila sir?
p/supt: bobo! syempre pag tinawag mo silang k10, hindi na aso.
PO1: ano na po sir?
p/supt: maliit na cat na sila.


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Bobo: Pare, hulaan mo ang ugali ko sa English. Nagsisimula sa letter A.
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Hindi.
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Hindi.
Pare: O, sige. Siret na.
Bobo: Anest.



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Isang araw…may isang probinsyanong nakapunta sa isang bonggang bonggang SM! nakakita siya ng elevator at pumasok siya…..may nakatabi siyang lalaki..

PROBINSYANO: sir… may bayad po ba dito?
LALAKI: TANGA! BOBO! INUTIL! WALANG ISIP! STUPID! IDIOT! BRAINLESS!
PROBINSYANO: Oh bakit poh?
LALAKI: eh kita mong wala ka pang ticket eh!!!!!



A Gang Rob the Bank

A gang decided to rob a bank…they opened every vault and found only cups of

yogurt. So they ate it all…

Next day, in CNN


News:"BIGGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!”




About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig

 

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