Habang naglalayag sina Pres. Duterte at Pres. Trump sa Ilog ng Pasig. Nakita ni Trump na maraming kalat sa Ilog Pasig.
Trump: Hey Pres. Duterte, I'm sorry but it's kind messy around here.
Duterte: That's very offensive... Why don't we get over in New York Bay?
Trum: No problem. Let's go to New York then.
Meanwhile President Duterte at President Trump on East River New York City. May nakita si Pangulong Duterte na lalaking nakatalikod habang umiihi sa tabi ng ilog.
Duterte: Hey Trump!!!
Trump: Yes President? How is it going, how do you find here in New York City?
Duterte: Look at that...
(Sabay turo sa lalaking nakatalikod habang umiihi).
Trump: Ohhh! That's very disgusting!!!
Habang papalapit sila... Nagtatalon yong lalaking umihi at nagkakaway sa kanila.
Lalaking Umihi: Idol President Duterte... Kabayan!!! Musta po?? Welcome to New York City...