It’s 2013 Election day na naman please vote wisely!!
Juan : Ano ang first name ni wisely sa balota?
Misis : Anong sinasabi mo na hindi ako nakarehistro? Eh lingo-linggo ako bumoboto!!!
Lalaki : Mam, hindi kasama dito Pinoy Big Brother.
Pedro : Hoy! Juan alam na alam talaga na nangulakot ka, kasi may ink ka sa ilong mo!!!
Pedro’s Mother Came From...
John: Where did your mother came from?
Pedro: Alaska
John: Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself.