Ana : Nay ano po ang ulam? (sabay hawak sa kumukulong tiyan )
Nanay : Tingnan mo na lang dyan sa ref anak.
Ana : Eh! Wala naman tayong ref di ba??
Nanay : Oh! Eh di wala tayong ulam, konting common sense naman dyan.
The Three Legged Chicken
John was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes later the chicken passed him again as he was driving at 100 kph. John tried to catch the chicken but it ran down a side road. He followed it into a farmyard but couldn't find it anywhere. He saw the farmer and told him the story and the man asked for an explanation.
Farmer: Me, my wife and my son all liked chicken legs so I bred 3-legged chickens.
John: What do they taste like?
Farmer: I don't know, we haven't caught one yet.