Anak : Tay, may homework kami kung ano daw po ang trabaho ng ama. Ano ba tay ang trabaho mo?
Ama : Isulat mo dyan nak sa papel mo cardiologist.
Anak : Ano yan tay?
Ama : Gumagawa ng radio sa sasakyan.
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Bata : Tay, may assignment kami sa eskwelahan kung ano ang obra sang amay, anu isulat ko diri tay?
Amay : Isulat mo dira cardiologist ah!!
Bata : anu ang ginahimo sina tay?
Amay : Nagapangay-o sang radio sa salakyan!!
Student Late in Class
Teacher: Why are you late John?
John: Because of a sign down the road ma’am.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
John: The sign said “School Ahead, Go Slowl”
How to Impress Beautiful Girl Inside the Gym
John asks a trainer in the gym
John: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?
Trainer: Use the ATM!