Ama : Hoy! Huwag ka nga babakla-bakla..
Anak : Hindi po itay, pupunta nga ako ng basketbolan eh!
Ama : Yan! Astig!!
Anak : Inay! Nakita mo ba ang pompons ko?
Nanay : Alin? Yong pink??
John Don't Want to go to School
John: Dad, I don't want to go to school today.
Dad: Why not, son?"
John: Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day."
Dad: But why don't you want to go today?
John: Because our English teacher died yesterday!