Addict: Payag ka na bang magpakasal sa akin?
GRO: Oo. Pero ok lang ba sa iyo kung meron akong past?
Addict: Ok lang, wala naman akong future eh!
John Ask Permission to his Teacher
John: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
John: But I asked first!