Pedro : Miss, isang siopao nga! Yung babaeng siopao, ha!
Tindera : Babaeng siopao??
Pedro : Yung may papel sa ilalim kumbaga napkin!! Hehehe..
Tindera : Ah! Ganun ba? Ang available kasi ngayon, BADING lang.
Pedro : Bading na siopao??
Tindera : Opo! May sapin din pero may ITLOG sa loob!
Doctor’s are Sweet
Doctor: Open your mouth.
Lady: That's so sweet. Thank you Doc!
Doctor: Why are you thanking me?
Lady: Because my husband always tells me to shut up!