Isang umaga paggising ng mister nagkwento ng panaginip sa misis.
Mister : nakakatakot ang panaginip ko mahal, nakabitin daw ako sa bangin at nakahawak lang ako sa damo.
Misis : gago ka, kaya pala ang sakit ng bulbol ko, hinila mo pala.
TOP 5 ENGLISH JOKE
Juan and the American Man
American: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Juan: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Daughter on the Phone
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Father: Wow!! That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?
Daughter: Wrong number
Teacher Punish the Student
Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Good, because I haven`t done my homework.
Math Subject
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student : How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
John Ask Permission to his Teacher
John: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom
John: But I asked first!
