Juan : Nay, ano ang ibig sabihin ng 10 Commandments?
Nanay : Yan ang sampung utos ng Diyos anak.
Juan : Ay! Naku nay, mas daig mo pa pala ang Diyos.
Nanay : At bakit naman?
Juan : Kasi mas marami ka pang utos kesa sa kanya eh..
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Juan : Nay, anu buot silingon sang 10 Commandments?
Nanay : Amu ina ang pulo ka sugo sang Diyos.
Juan : Baw ah! Daug mo pa gali sya nay eh!
Nanay : Ngaa man ha?
Juan : Kay tuo mas madamo kapa sugo kaysa sa iya.
A Mouse
John: I'm in a big trouble!
Pedro: Why is that?
John: I saw a mouse in my house!
Pedro: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
John: I don't have one.
Pedro: Well then, buy one.
John: Can't afford one.
Pedro: I can give you mine if you want.
John: That sounds good.
Pedro: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
John: I don't have any cheese.
Pedro: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
John: I don't have oil.
Pedro: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
John: I don't have bread.
Pedro: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!
