Teacher : Class, anong gagawin nyo kapag may lindol?
Juan : Teacher! Teacher! Ako po..
Teacher : Sige Juan, ano ang gagawin mo?
Juan : Pailawin ang ilaw sir.
Teacher : Paano mo naman nasabi na nakakatulong ang pagpailaw?
Juan : Kasi sa kubo namin sir laging may lindol pero kapag pinailaw, tumitigil na ang lindol.
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Teacher : Class, anu ang inyo himuon kung may linog?
Juan : Sir! Sir! Ako!
Teacher : Oh! Anu Juan ang imo himuon?
Juan : Pasigahon ang suga sir.
Teacher : Ngaa nahambal mo nga makabulig ang pagpasiga sang suga haw?
Juan : Kay man sir, didto sa amon payag kung may linog dayon ka pasiga ang suga, ti nagauntat man dayon.
John Offered Pedro a Drink of Whisky
John, who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by Pedro. John got out
of the car to apologize and offered Pedro a drink from a bottle of whisky. Pedro was
glad to have a drink.
John: Go on, have another drink.
Pedro: But don't you want one, too?
John: Perhaps, after the police have gone.
What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman
