Isang boss ang nag i-interview sa apat na babae para sa posisyong secretary at parepareho ang tanung.
Boss : A woman normally has lips on two different places. What’s the difference between the two?
First Girl : Yung isa po mabuhok, yung isa naman hindi.
Boss : Ok!! Good..
Second Girl : Yung isa nakakapagsalita, yung isa hindi.
Boss : Hmmm.. clever!
Third Girl : Yung isa po vertical, samantala ang isa horizontal.
Boss : That’s better.
Fourth Girl : Yung isa pangkain ko, Yung isa naman para sa boss ko.
Boss : You are hired!! Pwede kana magsimula ngayon din.
Who Are The Best Among The Three Restaurant
There were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign.
Peter: The Best Restaurant in the City.
The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign.
Simon: The Best Restaurant in the World."
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign.
John: The Best Restaurant on this Block."
