Misis : Hon, Kapag nagagalit ako sayo bakit hindi ka gumaganti? Paano mo nako-control ang galit mo?
Mister : Naglilinis na lang ako ng kubeta natin kapag ganun.
Misis : Bakit nawawala bag alit mo kapag naglinis ka?
Mister : Oo naman! Kasi ginagamit kong pang kuskos yong toothbrush mo eh!!
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Asawa : Pangga, ngaa kung mangakig ako sa imo indi ka nagabalos man haw?
Bana : Nagapang limpyo lang ako sang aton nga inuduro ah!
Asawa : Ngaa man pangga haw? Nagadula ang akig mo kung nagapang-limpyo ka?
Bana : Huo eh! Gina nusnus ko lang ang imo toothbrush sa sulod sang inuduro ah!!
Topic: When the man angry to his wife, he puts her toothbrush in a toilet bowl.
Products found in Negros
Teacher: What are some products In Negros?
John: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
John: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Man Inside the Bus
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
Peter: What's the matter? Are you sick?
John: No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing.
