Nanay : anak tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa cellphone, pauwiin mo ng maaga.
Pagkatapos tawagan...
Anak : nay, babae po ang sumagot eh!
Nanay : lintik, sinasabi ko na nga eh, may babae yang tatay mo. Anong sabi?
Anak : “ You only have zero pesos in your account...” hindi ko na tinapos nay, mukhang mataray kasi Englisera.
Wishes from Students of U.P, Ateneo and La Salle.
When they stroked the lamp, the Genie came out.
There are three students who saw a MAGIC LAMP. One from UP, one from Ateneo and one from La Salle.
Genie: Thank you for freeing me, because of it I will give you three wishes.
UP: I want 600 pesos minimum wage hike for workers.
Genie: Request Granted..
Few minutes later... it was happen (although really impossible)
Atenean: I know that we really good.I want you to make a massive wall around the Ateneo, no one get out or enter. I want to preserve the magnificent of our campus. I love ATENEO! ONE BIG FIGHT!!
Genie: Request Granted. How about you Lasallite?
Lasallite: Genie, the wall of Ateneo now are very high, right?
Genie: Yes my king...
Lasallite: No one can enter nor leave?
Genie: Yes my king..
Lasallite: If so, I wish to... fill it up with water.
Genie: Yes I will...
