Bata : Tays kakains nas tayos
Tatay : Hoy! Ikaw nga bata ka tigilan mo nga yang kakasalita mo ng “S” sa dulo, dahil naririndi ako!! Anong ulam natin ngayon?
Bata : Tay, INABAWAN na IDA at INUGBA na BANGU!!
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Bata : Tays makaons nas kitas.
Tatay : Untatan mo na gani ang pagbutang sang “S” kay ginalintian ako. Anu ang aton sud-an subong?
Bata : Tay, INABAWAN nga IDA kag INUGBA nga BANGRU ah!!!
John request after his operation
John: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
John: Great! I never could before!
John ask his boss a day off
Two factory workers are talking.
John: I can make the boss give me the day off.
Pedro: And how would you do that?
John: Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss: What are you doing?
John: I'm a light bulb.
Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.
Pedro starts to follow John.
Boss: Where are you going
Pedro: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
