Boknoy : Tay, nakulbaan ako.
Tatay : Ngaa man haw?
Boknoy : Kay may HIV test ako buas.
Tatay : Ayteh!! Indi magpakulba ahh... review ka lang mayu para maperfect mo.
TAGALOG TRANSLATION
BOKNOY KINABAHAN SA HIV TEST
Boknoy : Tay, kinakabahan ako.
Tatay : Bakit naman anak?
Boknoy : Kasi may HIV test ako bukas.
Tatay : Yun lang pala eh!! Huwag kang kabahan, ayusin mo lang ang pag-review mo at maperfect mo din yan.
The American and John's conversation
American: Is that an apple you are eating?
John: Yes.
American: You know, in States, only poor people eat an apple.
John: uhmm, is that true?
American: Yes!!
John: Is that a banana you are eating?
American: Yes.
John: You know, in Philippines, only monkeys eat banana.