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BUHAY NG MAYAMAN NOON AT MAHIRAP NGAYON- MANGGARANON SANG UNA IMUL SUBONG

Precious Gomez
Beatriz is a Nurse in the Philippines

Berto : Alam mo ba pare, dati ng mayaman kami nagkakamay lang. Pero ngayon na mahirap na, nagkukutsara na kami.


Rey : Bakit parang baliktad naman ata..


Berto : Hirap kasi kamayin ang lugaw eh!!



ILONGGO TRANSLATION


Berto : Abi mo pre, sang una nga manggaranon pa kami nagakamot lang kami, apang subong nga imul na kami nagakutasara na.


Rey : Daw suli na ya pre haw!!


Berto : Budlay man kamuton ang lugaw.



Lie Detector Robot


John buys a lie detector robot w/c slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it during

dinner.
John: Son, where are u today during school hrs?

Son: At School. Robot slaps son!

Son: Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.

John: Which one?

Son: Toy Story.

Robot slaps son again!

Son: Ok, it was porn.

John What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: Forgive him dear, after all he's your son. Robot slaps mom!






03, Jul 2014, 13:32 PM (PH time)
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Precious Gomez

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Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig

 
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