Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Isang araw masayang sinalubong ni Misis ang kanyang mister na si Juan.

Misis : Mahal, delayed ako ng isang buwan. Huwag na huwag mo ipagsabi mo na baka pumalpak pa kasi.

Juan : Talaga mahal?? Hayaan mo wala akong pagsasabihan.

Kakaalis pa lang ni Juan ng may dumating na taga Meralco.

Meralco boy : Misis, delayed po kayo ng isang buwan.

Misis : Huh! Paano mo nalaman? Sinabi ba ng asawa ko?

Meralco boy : Ayy!! Hindi po mam nandito lang pos a records namin.

Kinabukasan galit na galit na sumugod si Juan sa Meralco dahil sinabi ng asawa nya ang nangyari.

Juan : Paano niyo nalaman na delayed ang asawa ko ng isang buwan?

Empleyado ng Meralco : Andito po sir sa records naming, pero kung gusto nyo mawala bayaran nyo na lang po.

Juan : Eh! Paano kung jindi ko babayaran?

Empleyado ng Meralco : Naku! Sir, mapipilitan po kaming putulan kayo.

Juan : Kung puputulan nyo ako, anon a lang ang gagamitin ng misis ko?

Empleyado ng Meralco : Gagamit na lang po ang misis nyo ng kandila.


Isa ka adlaw malipayon ang asawa ni Juan.

Asawa ni Juan : Langga, abi mo bala delayed ako isa ka bulan.Pero indi mo anay pagpanugid nugid kay basi marimalaso pa.

Juan : Tuod langga? Indi ka magkabalaka kay wala gid ako sang sugiran.

Kahalin pa lang ni Juan sang nag-abot ang taga Illeco.

Illeco boy : Manang, delayed kamo sang isa ka bulan.

Asawa ni Juan : Anu!! Ngaa bal-an mo haw? Ginsugid sang akon nga bana?

Illeco boy : Waay manang ah! Ari lang diri sa records namon.

Pagkasunod sang adlaw, grabe ang kaakig ni Juan nga ginlusob ang opisina sang Illeco.

Juan : Ngaa bal-an nyo delayed ang akon asawa sang isa ka bulan haw?

Epleyado sang Illeco : Ari man sa amon nga records, kung gusto mo nga madula na di sa records namon, ti bayran mo kami eh.

Juan : Kung indi ako abi magbayad?? Abir!!

Empleyado sang Illeco : Mapilitan gid kami nga utdan ka.

Juan : Anu na lang ang gamiton sang akon asawa kung utdan mo ako?

Epleyado sang Illeco : Gamit sang kandila ang asawa mo eh!

A man is talking to God.

John: God, how long is a million years?

God: To me, it's about a minute.

John: God, how much is a million Pesos?

God: To me it's a penny.

John: God, may I have a penny?

God: Wait a minute.

John is 35 years old and he is still single.

Pedro: Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?
John: Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them.

Pedro: I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again

Pedro: Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?

John: Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.

Pedro: Then what's the problem?

John: My father doesn't like her.

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Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig


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