Lalake: Hello, si sir mo ito, nabangga ako, I need cash!
Inday: Anu? Manloloko ka, dugo-dugo gang ka no?
Lalake: Inday, si sir mo 'to!
Inday: Weh, si sir daw...ang tawag sa akin SWEETHEART!
TOP 5 ENGLISH JOKE
Be A Good Dancer
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Patient Have Pain in the Eye
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Looks like a Boy
John: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
Parent: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
John: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
Parent: I'm not. I'm her mother.
First Day in School
Mom: Did you enjoy your first day at school?
Maria: First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
Teacher Ask Juan About the Past Participle
Teacher: Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?
Juan: What do you think it is, Sir?
Teacher: I don't think, I KNOW!
Juan: I don't think I know either, Sir!
