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ESTUDYANTE HINALIKAN ANG KAKLASE SA LOOB NG CLASSROOM – GINHALUKAN

Precious Gomez
Beatriz is a Nurse in the Philippines

Pedro : Tay pinagalitan ako ng titser ko.


Ama : Bakit naman ‘nak?


Pedro : Paano kasi hinalikan ko ang kaklase ko sa lips.


Ama : He he he... mana ka talaga sa akin, oh ano ang feeling?


Pedro : Ang sarap pala tay, sobrang pogi kasi sya.



ILONGGO TRANSLATION


Pedro : Tay, gin akigan ako sa eskwelahan.


Tatay : Ngaa man ‘nak haw?


Pedro : Ginhalukan ko tay ang amon nga kalsmeyt.


Tatay : He he he... SUno ka gid sa akon ba! Ti anu ang feeling?


Pedro : Kanamit gali tay, sobra gid tuo kagwapo sa iya eh!!



Topic: Male student kissed his classmate inside the room and his father was glad when he found out.



Man Receive a Phone Call

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news.

John: Ok, give me the good news first.

Doctor: The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.

John: Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?

Doctor: The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.


Teacher ask an Example of “I” in a Sentence

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

John: I is the....

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

John: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

04, Jul 2014, 17:26 PM (PH time)
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Precious Gomez

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Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig

 
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