Teacher : bakit ka na late?
Estudyante : Nawalan po kasi ng 500 ang lalaki.
Teacher : ahhh... tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?
Estudyante : hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya.
Ambition
The young applicant for the job was being interviewed by the boss. After the customary questions, the boss asked.
Boss: Do you have any ambition, young man?
Young Man: Ambition? Why yes sir! I shall not rest until I see you out of that swivel chair and I in it!