Toto: may ka eyebol ako mamaya, ano kaya itsura nya? Kasi sabi nya, may hawig siyang artista o celebrity! “SHA” daw ang palayaw niya!
Jojo: Jackpot ka pare! Baka Shaina Magdayao o Sharon Cuneta!
(after eyebol, umuwi si Toto…)
Jojo: Kamusta? Bakit malungkot ka yata?
Toto: DioniSHA pare! DioniSHA!
Products found in Negros
Teacher: What are some products In Negros?
John: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
John: We borrow it from our neighbor.