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FATHERS DAY JOKE

Precious Gomez
Beatriz is a Nurse in the Philippines

Isang araw may isang batang lalaki na ubod ng kulit. Kahit Anung gawin ng ama hindi pa din ito tumitino. Sa sobrang galit ng ama pinasok sa sako ang anak at binitin sa sanga ng puno.


Bata : Tay!


Tatay : Ano? (naawa sa anak)


Bata : Taaaaayyy!!!


Tatay : (lumapit sa sakong nakabitin) Ano??? Magbabago kana ba?

Bata : pakiswing naman...


Inquiry or Invitation

Press writer,: (Who is a supporter of another candidate) .Mr. Erap, I want to ask you a question. Do you ever take alcoholic drinks?


Mr. Erap: That is a simple question that can be easily answered. First I want to know if that is placed as an inquiry or an Invitation.


15, Jun 2014, 09:36 AM (PH time)
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Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig

 
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