Pulis : Hambal ni Bentong indi siya ang nagkamang sa imu. Abe, paki-describe mayo kung anu ang itsura sang nagkamang sa imu.
Inday : Maitum, pangu ilong, potot kag bad breath.
Bentong : Nugay kada gani inday ah!!! Panuya ha! Daw kagwapa gwapa gid abe sa imo. Nag-toothbrush ko iya antes taka ginkamang.
TAGALOG TRANSLATION
GINAPANG NI PEDRO SI INDAY AT NI-RAPE
Pulis: Sabi ni Bentong hindi siya ang gumapang sayo. Paki-describe mo nga ulit ang hitsura ng gumapang sayo inday.
Inday : Maitim po, pango ang ilong, pandak at mabaho po ang hininga.
Bentong : Tumigil ka nga dyan! Lakas mo manghusga ah! Kala mo naman kung sinong maganda. Saka nag-toothbrush ako ng ginapang kita non.
Four Catholic Mother Talk ABout Their Son
Four catholic mothers are sitting around, bragging about their sons, each of whom is a priest.
First mother says: My son is a monsignor and when he walks in the room, people greet him: "Good morning Monsignor!”
Second mother says: Well, my son is a bishop and people greet him: "Good morning your Grace!”
Third mother says: Well, my son is a cardinal and people greet him: "Good morning you’re Eminence!”
The fourth mother pauses and says: "My son is seven feet tall and is 350 pounds of pure muscles. When he walks outside, people greet him: "Oh My God!”
