GMA : Ano ba ang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 n 1 coffee, at kanina ka pa silip ng silip diyan?
Erap : Hinahanap ko ang libreng asukal, may nakasulat kasing “sugarfree”
GMA : Bobo! Banda yun!!
Second Opinion
Doctor: You are very sick.
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too...