Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Sa isang bukid sa bayan ng Barotac may nakatakas na kriminal na si Juan. Pinapaligiran sya ng maraming mga pulis.

Hepe : Juan!! Sumuko kana! Pinapaligiran kana namin, wala kanang takas.

May-ari ng kubo : Ayaw ko!!!

Hepe : Maawa ka sa mga mahal mo sa buhay, sumuko ka na!!

May-ari ng kubo : Ayaw ko nga! Kahit anong mangyari.

Hepe : Ang tapang mo ah!! Sige fire......

Braattt ta tat ....braattt ta tat ta tat.............braatt ta tat ta tat..............braaaattt ta tat ta tatt........

Sira ang kubo..

Nakita ng hepe na ang may-ari ng kubo ay naghihingalo..

Hepe : Ayan!! Ang napala mo, kung sumuko ka na lang sana, hindi mo dinanas yan.

May-ari ng kubo : Bakit ako susuko?? Sir hindi ako si Juan, ang pangalan ko po ay si Pedro (namatay).


Sa isa ka bukid sa banwa sang Barotac, may nakatakas nga kriminal. Ginapalibutan sang mga kapulisan ang payag.

Hepe : Juan!! Surender ka na, ginapalibutan kana namon diri.

Juan : Indi ko!!

Hepe : Maluoy ka man sa mga naga palangga sa imo, Surender kana...

Juan : Bisan anu ang matabo indi ako iya.

Tam-an sa imo kaisog ha!! Sige fiiiiiireeeeeeeeeee.............

Braattt ta tat ....braattt ta tat ta tat.............braatt ta tat ta tat..............braaaattt ta tat ta tatt........

Nakita sang hepe ang lalaki nga tagamatayon.

Hepe : Ti! Kung nag surender ka lang dayon, indi ka pa mapatay.

Tag-iya sang payag : Ngaa ma surender ako? Sir indi ako si Juan, ang ngalan ko ya si Pedro (napatay).

Teacher ask John about his Homework

Teacher: John, Did your father help with your homework?

John: No, he did it all by himself.

Bitten By The Vampire

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've been bitten by a vampire.

Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

Patient: Will it make me better?

Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

The Man And God

Man: Why did you make women so beautiful?

God: So that you will love them.

Man: But why did you make them so dumb?

God: So that they will love you.

Pretty Or Ugly

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

John: I think you're pretty ugly.

About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig


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