Junior : Abi mo pre dapat maanad ka kaon sang mga luto, parehas sang sinugba o kinilaw.
Boknoy : Ngaa pre haw?
Junior : Kung ano matabo sa imo, parehas ma-stranded kaw sa isla. Makaluwas ka gid kay tanan pwede mo makaon.
Boknoy : Ok, pre ah! Umpisa buas hambalon ko timbang namun, sugdan niya magkilaw sang tsinelas kag sinugba nga sapatos.
TAGALOG TRANSLATION
Junior : Alam mo pare dapat masanay kana kumain ng mga luto gaya ng inihaw at kilawin.
Boknoy : Bakit naman pare?
Juionr : Para kung ano ang mangyari sayo, gaya ng pag-stranded sa isang isla. Makaligtas kana kasi kahit ano pwede mo makain.
Boknoy : Ok, pare! Simula bukas sabihin ko sa katulong naming na umpisahan niya na magkilawin ng tsinelas at mag-ihaw ng sapatos.
How can we get clean water?
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
John: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
How Many Coins in My Pocket??
John: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket.
Pedro: If I guess right, will you give me one of them?
John: If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!
Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
