Ikaw na bata ka kahit kelan ang hirap mo utusan, wala ka lang ginawa kundi kain lang ng kain.
Bata : Nay, kung ang baboy nga kapag maraming nakain, tuwang tuwa ka, kapag ako panay reklamo mo. Sino ba talaga anak mo ako o ang baboy???
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Ikaw gid nga bata ka, budlay sa imo suguon. Lamon ka lang nga lamon.
Bata : Nay, kung ang baboy madamo sang ginakaon, grabe gid ang kalipay mo, kung ako grabe kumod mo. Sin-o gid bala ang bata mo, ako o ang baboy?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that
Son: No.
A Woman and Her Baby
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.
Bus driver: That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle
seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what
was wrong.
Maria: The bus driver insulted
John: Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
Maria: You're right, I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.
John: That's a good idea, Here, let me hold your monkey.
