Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Ikaw na bata ka kahit kelan ang hirap mo utusan, wala ka lang ginawa kundi kain lang ng kain.

Bata : Nay, kung ang baboy nga kapag maraming nakain, tuwang tuwa ka, kapag ako panay reklamo mo. Sino ba talaga anak mo ako o ang baboy???


Ikaw gid nga bata ka, budlay sa imo suguon. Lamon ka lang nga lamon.

Bata : Nay, kung ang baboy madamo sang ginakaon, grabe gid ang kalipay mo, kung ako grabe kumod mo. Sin-o gid bala ang bata mo, ako o ang baboy?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that

Son: No.

A Woman and Her Baby

A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.

Bus driver: That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle

seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what

was wrong.

Maria: The bus driver insulted

John: Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.

Maria: You're right, I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.

John: That's a good idea, Here, let me hold your monkey.

About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig


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