1. Home
  2. Kultura
  3. Pinoy Jokes, Kwentong Nakakatawa-kuwento, Hugot Lines

INDAY FIRST TIME LUMUWAS NG MAYNILA AT HINDI MARUNONG MAGTAGALOG.

Precious Gomez
Beatriz is a Nurse in the Philippines


Amo : Inday aalis kami ni sir mo. Pag may nagtanung kung nasaan kami ni sir mo sabihin mo nagsimba sa Quiapo. Kapag nagtanung kung kelan ang balik sabihin mo malapit na.


Inday : Opo, mam.


Kinabisado ni inday ang sasagutin ngunit nakalimutan niya ang tanung, habang naglilinis may taong nagtanung mula sa baygon company.


Ahente : Magandang umaga po, meron po ba kayong ipis, daga, at lamok?


Inday : Umalis...


Ahente : Huh?? Saan pumunta??


Inday : Nagsimba sa quiapo.


Ahente : Nababaliw na ata ito.


Inday : malapit na...



Boyfriend Doesn't Believe a Heaven and Hell


Daughter: Mom. . My boyfriend doesn't believe in heaven and hell.
Mom: alright. . You marry your bf and let him experience heaven in you. . I'll take care of the hell part.




25, Jun 2014, 20:27 PM (PH time)
Recommend Report Abuse

About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig

 
Reply as anonymous (Your real name and picture will not be seen)
The medical information contained in this section is not intended for treatment or prescription. It is used to complement, not replace, the communication between a patient and their physician. Reliance on any information provided by BuhayOFW or any medical experts is solely at your own risk. If you have a medical emergency, call your doctor or go to the hospital immediately. BuhayOFW's Medical Review Board is a team of board-certified doctors who ensure our content is medically accurate and reflects the latest in health information. Our experienced board of medical professionals verify that our content is thorough and all-inclusive, in order that you can trust the information you read here will help you through improvements in your health journey—whether that’s for yourself or for a loved one.

Disclaimer: The materials on the Buhay OFW Website are for general information purposes only and should not be construed as religious advice, spiritual advice, opinion or any other advice on any specific facts or circumstances. Readers should not act or refrain from acting upon this information without seeking professional advice. Transmission of information on or by use of this Website is not intended to create, and receipt does not constitute, a client relationship between the sender and receiver. Photographs and other graphics used on this website may be for dramatization purposes only, and may include models or stock photos. Likenesses do not necessarily imply current client, membership, partnership or employee status.