Nasa US embassy si Juan at ine-interview
US Embassy : your name please..
Juan : Juan Dela Cruz sir..
US Embassy : Sex?
Juan : Twice a week sir..
US Embassy : No...no...i mean male or female
Juan : Does not matter sir..sometimes even with dog
TOP 5 ENGLISH JOKE
What is an Idiot??
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Man Lost Thousand peso Bill
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a thousand peso bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
In the Restaurant, Customer order Soup
Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
Maria Ask John Where did he born
John: I was born in Philippines.
Maria: Which part?
John: All of me.
The Teacher ask John in English Class
The teacher ask to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
John: I walk. You walk....
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
John: I run. You run ...