"Isang babae nagpapadede sa anak nya sa bus..."
Babae: (galit)ayaw mo dumede? ibibigay ko to sa lalaking katabi ko.
20 mins. na pero ayaw pa din dumede ng sanggol
Babae: (lalong galit)Ayaw mo talagang dumede ha.....ibibigay ko talaga to sa lalaking katabi ko..
Lalaki: Mam, magdesisyon na po kayo...dapat kanina pa ako bumaba eh!!!!
Nyahahahaha...
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BF: pakasal na tayo
GF: sige
BF: san mo gusto? sa pari o sa mayor?
GF: siyempre sayo! tangang to...nirereto pa ako sa iba ...
Nyahahahaha
Four Catholic Mother Talk About Their Son
Four catholic mothers are sitting around, bragging about their sons, each of whom is
a priest.
First mother says: My son is a monsignor and when he walks in the room, people greet him: "Good morning Monsignor!”
Second mother says: Well, my son is a bishop and people greet him: "Good morning
your Grace!”
Third mother says: Well, my son is a cardinal and people greet him: "Good morning
you’re Eminence!”
The fourth mother pauses and says: "My son is seven feet tall and is 350 pounds of
pure muscles. When he walks outside, people greet him: "Oh My God!”
