Titser : Juan late kana naman!! Lagi na lang ah.. feeling mo ata bright ka!!
Tingnan natin, who’s our National Hero?
Juan : Jose Rizal mam!
Titser : Nakatsamba ah!
Juan : Ikaw naman mam, kilala mo si SONYA?
Titser : hindi, sino sya?
Juan : Yan kasi puro ka aral, kabet yon ng asawa mo!
Inday and the Orange Juice
One day, Juan caught the maid Inday staring at a box of Orange Juice on the table. He went out to have drinks with his barkada and when he went inside to get more beer, Inday was still staring at the box of Orange Juice. When he again went back to ask Inday to get some ice, he still found her staring at the Orange Juice box.
John: Inday what are you doing? Why are you still staring at the box of Orange Juice?
Inday : Sir, I read the box and it says “CONCENTRATE" !!!