Teacher : Juan!!!!! Bakit ka natutulog sa gitna ng klase??
Juan : Napakalambing po kasi ng boses niyo mam, yun po ang dahilan kaya nakatulog po ako.
Teacher : Bakit yung iba hindi naman nakatulog?
Juan : Hindi po kasi sila nakikinig sa’yo mam eh!
John is Still Single
John is 35 years old and he is still single.
Pedro: Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?
John: Actually I found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them.
Pedro: I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
Pedro: Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?John: Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.
John: My father doesn't like her.