Teacher : Juan bakit puro Red Horse ang sagot mo sa exam mo??
Juan : Mam ito ang “TAMA”
A Woman And Her Baby
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.
Bus driver: That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle
seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what
was wrong.
Maria: The bus driver insulted
John: Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
Maria: You're right, I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.
John: That's a good idea, Here, let me hold your monkey.