Nanay : Ang hina talaga ng utak mo bata ka, hanggang sampu lang kaya mo bilangin??
Juan : Inay, mas bobo si itay kasi hanggang tatlo lang kaya niya.
Nanay : Aba!! At bakit mo naman nasabi yan??
Juan : Narinig ko po kasi minsan sabi ni itay, “tama na inday hanggang tatlo lang ang kaya ko”.
Husband and Wife Talk Dirty Things
Wife: Honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear!
Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio...