Ama : Juan!! Hindi ka pa din nakapasa sa exam niyo?
Juan : Hindi po itay..
Ama : Gayahin mo si Pedro laging may honor sa klase nyo.
Juan : Unfair naman yon tay kung ikumpara mo ako kay Pedro.
Ama : bakit naman?
Juan : Matalino naman kasi ang tatay nya.
ILOGGO TRANSLATION
Amay : Juan! Lagpok ka gihapon sa inyo nga test??
Juan : Huo tay
Amay : Sun-a si Pedro kay may honor sa inyo klase permi.
Juan : Unfair na ya tay kung ikumpara mo sya sa akon.
Amay : Ngaa man haw?
Juan : Ti alam ya ang iya nga amay moh!!
John Offered Pedro a Drink of Whisky
John, who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by Pedro. John got out
of the car to apologize and offered Pedro a drink from a bottle of whisky. Pedro was
glad to have a drink.
John: Go on, have another drink.
Pedro: But don't you want one, too?
John: Perhaps, after the police have gone.
What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).
Telegram
Telephone
Tell a woman
When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However; she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at
funerals.
