Tatay : Anak dapat makapasa ka sa exam, kung hindi kalimutan mo ng tatay mo ako.
Juan : Sige po itay.
Kinabukasan paggaling sa eskwela ni Juan.
Tatay : Anak kamusta ang exam mo?
Juan : Sno ka???
People Inside the Church
Father Paul was teaching in class about going to church regularly.
Father Paul: Class, do you know why it is important to be quiet in church during mass?
John: Father, its because we must not disturb the people who are sleeping!