Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Sa loob ng dyip...

Juan : Kuya, magkanu pamasahe?

Driver : 8 pesos lang.

Nagdukot sa bulsa si Juan, ngayon nya lang napansin na kulang ang pera nya. 4 pesos na lang ang pera nya, nakita ni Juan na duling ang driver.

Juan : Ayos!! Doble ang paningin ng driver, magiging 8 pesos ang 4 pesos ko (sabi ni Juan sa sarili).

Binayad ni Juan ang 4pesos sa driver.

Juan : Kuya, bayad po oh!

Driver : Kulang naman to??

Juan : Anung kulang?? Di ba 8pesos ang binigay ko???

Driver : Oo nga! 8 pesos ang binigay mo, kaso dalawa kayo eh!


Sa sulod sang dyip...

Juan : Nong, pila ang pliti?

Driver : Otso pesos lang.

Nagkuot sa bulsa si Juan, natalupangdan nya nga ang iya kwarta kwatro pesos lang gali. Nakita ni Juan nga ang driver libat.

Juan : Ayos!! Doble ang panan-awan sang driver, ang kwatro pesos ko mangin otso pesos.

Binayad ni Juan ang kwatro pesos.

Juan : Bayad ko nong oh!

Driver : Kulang man ini.

Juan : Ngaa haw? Otso pesos man ang ginhatag ko sa imo.

Driver : Otso pesos lang gid, ti kulang pa kay duha man kamo.

Pedro Guess what John’s eat for Lunch

Pedro: Look at your face I know what you had for Lunch.

John: What was it?

Pedro: Fish.

John: No, that was yesterday.

Second Opinion

Doctor: You are very sick.

Patient: Can I get a second opinion?

Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too...

One Thousand Peso Bill

John and Pedro were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

Teacher: Why are you arguing?

John: We found a one thousand peso bill and decided to give it to whoever tells

the biggest lie.

Teacher: You should be ashamed of yourselves, When I was your age I didn't

even know what a lie was.

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig


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