Sa loob ng dyip...
Juan : Kuya, magkanu pamasahe?
Driver : 8 pesos lang.
Nagdukot sa bulsa si Juan, ngayon nya lang napansin na kulang ang pera nya. 4 pesos na lang ang pera nya, nakita ni Juan na duling ang driver.
Juan : Ayos!! Doble ang paningin ng driver, magiging 8 pesos ang 4 pesos ko (sabi ni Juan sa sarili).
Binayad ni Juan ang 4pesos sa driver.
Juan : Kuya, bayad po oh!
Driver : Kulang naman to??
Juan : Anung kulang?? Di ba 8pesos ang binigay ko???
Driver : Oo nga! 8 pesos ang binigay mo, kaso dalawa kayo eh!
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Sa sulod sang dyip...
Juan : Nong, pila ang pliti?
Driver : Otso pesos lang.
Nagkuot sa bulsa si Juan, natalupangdan nya nga ang iya kwarta kwatro pesos lang gali. Nakita ni Juan nga ang driver libat.
Juan : Ayos!! Doble ang panan-awan sang driver, ang kwatro pesos ko mangin otso pesos.
Binayad ni Juan ang kwatro pesos.
Juan : Bayad ko nong oh!
Driver : Kulang man ini.
Juan : Ngaa haw? Otso pesos man ang ginhatag ko sa imo.
Driver : Otso pesos lang gid, ti kulang pa kay duha man kamo.
Pedro Guess what John’s eat for Lunch
Pedro: Look at your face I know what you had for Lunch.
John: What was it?
Pedro: Fish.
John: No, that was yesterday.
Second Opinion
Doctor: You are very sick.
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too...
One Thousand Peso Bill
John and Pedro were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
Teacher: Why are you arguing?
John: We found a one thousand peso bill and decided to give it to whoever tells
the biggest lie.
Teacher: You should be ashamed of yourselves, When I was your age I didn't
even know what a lie was.
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
