Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Juan : Pareng Pedro, nasusuka ako pero hindi makalabas-labas ang suka ko.

Pedro : Madali lang yon, ipasok mo ang daliri mo sa lalamunan mo para masuka ka.

Juan : Naku! Pare ginawa ko nay an eh, ayaw pa rin.

Pedro : Hmmmm... ipasok mo daliri mo sa pwet mo.

Juan : Huh! Anong koneksyon non sa pagsuka ko.

Pedro : Basta subukan mo ngayon.

Sinubukan nga ni Juan, pinasok niya ang mga daliri sa pwet.

Juan : Pare, ayaw pa din eh!

Pedro : Subukan mo ulit ipasok ang mga daliri mo sa bunganga mo, ewan ko lang kung hindi ka pa susuka nya..


Juan : Pre Pedro, daw masuka ako pero indi man maggwa.

Pedro : Hapos lang ina pre, kuota ang tilaukan mo.

Juan : Ginhimo ko na, indi man gihapon maggwa eh!

Pedro : Hmmm..kuota ang buli mo.

Juan : Ha!! Anu ang labot sina pre?

Pedro : Basta, tilawan mo subong.

Ginkuot nga ni Juan ang iya buli, gamit ang iya tudlo.

Juan : Pre, indi man naggwa eh.

Pedro : Subong tilawi kuot sang tilaukan mo, tan-awon naton kung indi ka pa sina magsuka.

John: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?

John: But I asked first!

A Very Wise Student

One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the teacher asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests. John kept writing furiously, although he was warned that if he did not stop immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.

John: Do you know who I am?

Teacher: No and I don't care.

John: Are you sure you don't know who I am?

Teacher: Yes very sure.

So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle, then threw

the papers in the air and walked out.

About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig


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