Juan : Tay, tulong naman sa homework ko.
Tatay : Ano ba yon anak?
Juan : Find the least common denominator daw.
Tatay : Huh?? Aba’y elementary pa lang ako hinahanap na nila yan ah. Hindi pa ba nila yan nakikita???
Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.