Juan : Alam m pare, ayaw na ayaw ko talaga makakita ng mga babae na nakatayo sa bus habang ako eh! Nakaupo lang.
Pedro : Kaya ba pinapa-upo mo?
Juan : hindi noh!! Nagtutulog tulugan na lang ako..
The Judge and the Prisoner
Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The
Prisoner: "Any Last Wish?"
Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status
As "DEAD"