Juan : Dok, tuuwing gabi nananaginip ako.
Dok : Ano ang napapanaginipan mo Juan?
Juan : Basketball player daw ako, at ako ang point guard ng Miami Heat.
Dok : Huwag ka mag alala, resitahan kita ng gamot para hindi kana managinip ulit.
Juan : Huwag dok, kasi championship naming mamyang gabi.
Juan : Dok, unsa man nga kada gabii damgohon man ko.
Dok : Unsa man imo damgo?
Juan : NBA player kuno ko, ako ang point guard sa Miami Heat.
Dok : Buweno, tagaan tika ng reseta aron dili kana damgohon.
Juan : Ayaw lang sa dok, kay championship ron namong gabii.
Topic: Juan went to the doctor because of his dream every night about NBA basketball. When the doctor gave him medicine Juan refused to take because tonight was his championship.
Pedro’s Mother Came From...
John: Where did your mother came from?
Pedro: Alaska
John: Don’t bother, I’ll ask her myself.
John Get Angry to his Wife
John was getting annoyed and shouted to his wife
John: Hurry up!! Or will be late.
Maria: Oh!! Shut up.. Haven’t I been telling you for the last hour that I’ll be ready in a
minute??
