Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Sa sulod sang bar..

Nakita ng waiter na tuwing nauubos ni Juan ang beer tumitingin sya sa kanyang bulsa at pagkatapos ay umu-order ulit ng beer. Nang nakailang order na si Juan at ganun pa din ang ginagawa, tinanung na ito ng waiter.

Waiter : Sir, ano ang tinitingnan mo dyan sa bulsa mo?

Juan : Litrato ng asawa ko.

Waiter : Huh! Bakit naman?

Juan : Kapag gumanda na sya sa paningin ko, titigilan ko na ang pag-inom ko at umuwi na.


Sa sulod sang bar...

Natalupangdan sang waiter si Juan nga kada ubos sang iya nga beer, ginalantaw nya dayon ang iya nga bulsa kag magbakal liwat sang beer. Sang kapila na mag-order si Juan kag amo man gihapon ang iya ginahimo, ginpamangkot ini sang waiter.

Waiter : Sir, anu ang ginatan-aw mo sa imo nga bulsa?

Juan : Picture sang akon nga asawa.

Waiter : Ha! Ngaa man sir haw?

Juan : Ginalantaw ko sya kay kung maggwapa na sya sa panulukan ko, ti untat na ako inom kag magpuli.

The Teacher ask John in English Class

The teacher ask to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.

John: I walk. You walk....

The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.

John: I run. You run ...

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Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig


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