Tatay : ‘Nak, balita ko kapag dumadaan ka daw nagbibigay galang ang lahat sa’yo. Astig ang anak ko ah!!
Juan : Opo naman tay, ako pa.
Tatay : Ano ang sabi nila?
Juan : Mabuhay ang mahal na reyna.
Topic : Juan are very popular at school not becauce his intellegent and talented but because of being a gay.
A Woman and Her Baby
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.
Bus driver: That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen.
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle
seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what
was wrong.
Maria: The bus driver insulted
John: Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers.
Maria: You're right, I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.
John: That's a good idea, Here, let me hold your monkey.
