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JUAN SINAPAK ANG LALAKI SA OSPITAL- THINK POSITIVE

Emily Diaz
Emily is a Teacher in the Philippines

Doktor : Iho, bakit mo naman sinapak ang lalaki kanina?


Juan : Eh! Doc, alam niya naman na ninenerbiyos ako sa resulta ng AIDS TEST ko, tapos sasabihin niya think positive daw.


One Thousand Peso Bill


John and Pedro were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

Teacher: Why are you arguing?


John: We found a one thousand peso bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.

Teacher: You should be ashamed of yourselves, When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.


The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.


20, Jun 2014, 23:14 PM (PH time)
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Emily Diaz

Profession: Teacher
Philippines , Manila , Pasay

 
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