Leo : Laking problema ko tol.
Manuel : Bakit tol?
Leo : Paano nakalimutan ko ang kaarawan ng kapatid ko, yon sobrang tampo sa akin.
Manuel : Para yun lang!! Grabe naman ang kapatid mo sobrang sensitive!!
Leo : Ang masama kasi dyan, kambal ko sya!
ILONGGO TRANSLATION
Leo : Daku gid ang problema ko migs.
Manuel : Ngaa haw?
Leo : Nalimtan ko tuo ang birthday sang akon nga utod, pirti gid ang iya nga sunggod sa akon.
Manuel : Amo gid lang ina, grabe man ka sensitive sang imu nga utod ba!
Leo : Ang malain dira migs kay kapid ko sya eh!!
Topic: Leo’s have big problem because he forgot the birthday of his brother, not just a brother but the twin brother.
A man With a 6 Babies
A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next to him
Lady: Are these your babies?
Salesman: No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints..
Boyfriend Who Doesn’t Believe A heaven and Hell
Daughter: Mom. . My boyfriend doesn't believe in heaven and hell.
Mom: alright. . You marry your bf and let him experience heaven in you. . I'll take care
of the hell part.
Proper Use of Finger
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.
