Precious Gomez
is a Nurse in the Philippines

Isang araw sa bukid nagpapahinga ang daga at kalabaw ng bigla bumulong ang daga sa kalabaw. Biglang nahimatay ang kalabaw. Ano kaya ang binulong ng daga?

Daga : Kalabaw, buntis ako at ikaw ang ama.

Dahil sa hindi makapaniwala ang kalabaw, dinala nya sa ospital ang daga para patingnan. Pagkalabas ng resulta, binulong ito ng kalabaw sa daga at biglang nahimatay naman ang daga. Bakit kaya?

Kalabaw : Naniniwala talaga ako, na ako talaga ang ama ng pinagbubuntis mo. Sabi ng doktor kalabaw daw ang dinadala mo at kambal pa!!!


Isa ka adlaw samtang nagapahuway ang ilaga at karbaw sang gulpi ginhutikan sa ilaga ang karbaw. Gulpi nalipong ang karbaw, anu ang ginhutik sang ilaga ang karbaw?

Daga : Karbaw, gabusong ako kag ikaw ang tatay.

Tungod indi magpati ang karbaw, nagkadto sila sa ospital upod ang ilaga para ipalantaw ang ilaga. Pag-abot sang resulta, ginhutikan sang karbaw ang ilaga kag gulpi man ini nalipong. Ngaa man haw?

Karbaw : Nagapati gid ako, nga ako ang amay sang imo ginabusong. Siling sang doktor ang imo nga ginabusong karbaw kag kapid pa ini!

John request after his operation

John: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?

Doctor: Yes, of course.

John: Great! I never could before!

John ask his boss a day off

Two factory workers are talking.

John: I can make the boss give me the day off.

Pedro: And how would you do that?

John: Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
Boss: What are you doing?

John: I'm a light bulb.

Boss: You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.

Pedro starts to follow John.

Boss: Where are you going

Pedro: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

About the author

Precious Gomez

I am knowledgeable in the use of computer and online apps. I've done freelance article writing for more than 5 years. I am hard working. I still have a lot of things to learn and very open for training and guidance. Thank you so much for viewing my profile.
Profession: Nurse
Philippines , National Capital Region , Pasig


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